Dating profile diagnostics
Get a brutally honest read on your dating profile.
Blunt AI-powered critiques. Real improvements. Find the profile habits that make people hesitate—and replace them with words that get dates moving.
Profile pulse
You're closer than you think.
Ick score
72
Main character energy
Present, but hiding behind generic prompts.
Fix first
Replace “I love to laugh” with an actual story.
Better bio, in your voice
“Weekend plans: one new neighborhood, one overly specific food opinion, and someone who can keep up.”
Honesty, but useful
Less ick. More dates.
A better profile should sound like a person, not a dating-app template.
The diagnosis
Honest doesn't have to mean unhelpful.
RoastMyIck points out the weak spots, then puts a better option directly in your hands. No vague “be yourself” advice required.
01
Drop the evidence
Share the photos, bio, and prompts you actually use. We only judge what you bring in.
02
Get the honest read
RoastMyIck finds the vague, try-hard, and accidentally confusing parts—without sugarcoating it.
03
Leave with better lines
Turn every callout into sharper rewrites and specific changes for your next swipe session.
What gets checked
The stuff your friends are too nice to say.
Photos that work against you. Bios that say nothing. Prompts that accidentally read as a warning label. We'll find the friction.
What you get back
A profile that gives someone something to reply to.
Specific rewrites, stronger ordering, and clear next moves—so your profile finally pulls its weight.
Choose your honesty level
Start small. Get very real.
Try the quick read when you need a gut check. Choose Profile Roast when you're ready to make the profile do its job.
Quick Check
$0
A fast first impression for one profile.
- Overall ick score
- Top three friction points
- One suggested rewrite
Profile Roast
—/ month
A $14/month subscription for a bold dating-profile critique with specific icks, clear fixes, and rewrites for your photos, bio, prompts, and app settings.
Your profile has potential
Stop making matches decode your personality.
Get the callouts, make the changes, and give the right person an easy reason to start the conversation.
Roast my profile